Sure. You're dying to be called an amateur.You've been playing backgammon at home for years, and you're just about to go pro. In fact, you're not sure why you're here. I mean, it's not like you were looking for this. You want to play backgammon. You like the game. You like throwing dice, you like the doubling cube. Maybe you like the smell of the leather or wood. Maybe you're into Turkish coffee. Whatever it is, you might be up for a game of sheshbesh, but you still have no idea why you came to this site.

In fact, you might enjoy this weird stream-of-consciousness stuff, but you'd probably rather just toss the goldarn dice and play a good game of tric-trac or hyperbackgammon or something. So you're wondering what on earth you're doing on this site, and in fact, if you wouldn't be better off escaping to play some free online backgammon.

You've passed the link and you're not playing backgammon. Why are you still reading this? I mean, aren't you bored yet? Sure someone (me, for example) had to write this drivel, but you don't have to actually read it. You can go find an online backgammon tournament instead.

Are you looking for state laws about backgammon? I don't know the laws. I can tell you the names of the states in alphabetical order. There was this song I learned when I was in 3rd grade. It was about some kid who had to name all the states. So now I know all the states in alphabetical order. Plus there's Wacko's State Capital song. It starts with "Baton Rouge, Louisiana and Indianapolis, Indiana. Funny, now every time I hear Louisiana, I think about hurricane Katrina, cuz that was way sad. That hurricane knocked out a whole bunch of casinos, and that was kinda interesting, reading about how the casino industry was handling it, because it let you forget about the fact that the whole world was falling apart.

I'm sure that those people who packed up their lives in cars weren't thinking about playing backgammon. I'm just not good at this spammy stuff. I should write stuff like Alabama backgammon games laws tournaments, and then do that for each state, but that would be way too boring. There's a game called "A my name is Alice." I could write in some of the samples I was compiliing for that.

A My name is Amy and my husband's name is Al. We come from Alaska where we sell Alpacas.

B My name is Betty and my husband's name is Bill, we come from Brighton where we sell bikinis (apparently to men, from what I've been told about Brighton).

C my name is Carol and my husband's name is Carl, we come from California, where we sell cough syrup (specially enhanced with THC, no doubt).

This is too darned boring!!!! If you're still reading, then I'm totally impressed. I think I'm about to declare this a page. go play backgammon, would you?!